Thursday, 1 October 2009

Random

1. Proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

2. Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.

3. Building Trades.

a. (of building materials) lacking uniformity of dimensions: random shingles.

b. (of ashlar) laid without continuous courses.

c. constructed or applied without regularity: random bond.

It doesn't mean quirky, strange, or vaguely unlikeable. Just to clear that up.

I know a lot of people have a problem with the word "nice", I don't mind it, when it's not overused, and it's a lot less annoying and offensive than "random". I'd pretty much ban the word "random" if I could, for a while at least, so it could have a little cooling off period. People just insert it anywhere, as an exclamation or as a totally irrelevant adjective. It's pretty irritating, especially when people do it in my classes:

Lecturer: "Has anyone seen all of these poems?"

Person who never says anything vaguely interesting or useful: "Yeah... I have."

L: "OK, so what did you think of them?"

P.W.N.S.A.V.I.O.U: "I dunno... they were a bit random..."

Sigh...

This is good:

babel and escha - Urbanalities

I especially like the clock part, and the strange flowing shape inside the red clock face that follows it.

2 comments:

  1. I have a sort of similar problem with MSN news' Odd Spot, whose collection of "daft" news stories included a boy chopping off his abusive father's hands, a woman eating a pet goldfish live, and a crash victim being stung to death by bees.

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  2. Yeah, that's kinda like the BBC's Odd Box, except rather than the stories being more violent or serious than the section name suggests, they're just really tame and stupid, and kind of "wacky" in an obvious and shitty way.

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