"The money you can claw back from things like home insurance is... invaluable."

Surely it is very easy to value money... It has a directly corresponding monetary value. It's pretty much the most easily valuable thing you get.

Stupid adverts.

Also, "School of Comedy" looks fucking awful. I hate TV, it makes me so angry.

Speaking of how much I like TV, here's a selection of interesting/amusing interviews from across the ages:





"Poppin' right around the studio"





Dave Letterman is a real asshole... As it says at the start of this video, you should check the context of what it is they're arguing about, but basically it comes down to Harvey protesting against General Electric, for various offenses like dumping toxic waste and testing nukes. General Electric own the television station NBC, which broadcasts the Dave Letterman show, so when Harvey came on with a t-shirt prompting people to boycott NBC, and starting mouthing off about General Electric, Dave Letterman wasn't having it and tried to shut him up, following which the in-house band played over him speaking and they cut to a commercial, despite having just come back from one. The video above seems to be NBC basically getting Harvey back in simply to make him look as stupid as possible, in order to belittle him and make sure that anyone who might have got a shock from the first time round fell back into being close minded zombies who don't care about what General Electric does as long as David Letterman keeps on with the funnies, which is incredibly hypocritical given how much Letterman tries to shout Harvey down by telling him he's being very rude in the first video. It also doesn't work, because he comes across as a complete prick. I think in both videos it shows how much of a bunch of assholes the live audience are also. Here's the first video:



While we're on the subject of television, I came across this guy today, who puts Barry Scott to shame in terms of sounding ridiculously hammy and over the top:



"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life" - basically the funniest line ever. "You're gonna have an exciting life now." If only this guy actually knew what irony meant... Perhaps he's taking the piss, but I'm afraid he might be serious. "You're gonna love my nuts". People say sex sells, I guess they're trying to sell this product to extremely desperate housewives or something.

Outside of the adverts, he was also arrested for beating up a prostitute after she bit his tongue. This guy is like the most stereotypical numbskull from L.A. that you could ever think of; clearly a failed actor, leading some empty vapid life where he goes around beating prostitutes and doing incredibly bad infomercials.

Anyway, sensory overload, that's enough for today.